On The Rocks, Paradox
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Whoever said alcohol is bad for you was lying.Sunday, July 18, 2010
My, it only kills your liver, make you do stupid things in public, break-up with your girlfriend and/or wife (or wives) for deep underlying reasons which you were too afraid to say, get a tattoo you'll regret when your hangover headache is over, vomit on the cushion couch and maybe even let you sleep with a girl who's not in your league - probably way way lower league than you. Yes, and I do mean that screwing a bridge troll is probably more appealing.
Only lucky people like me get the solid 10s - even when sober.
No, I kid. I usually get the solid 10s when I'm asleep. That's good enough for me really. In my dreams, I'm usually the buff action-packed hero which just knows all the right words and all the right moves. Moreover, I'm taller than Jet Li (and that speaks mountains).
It's been about 4 years since I was first introduced to the magic liquid courage of alcohol. Yes, my tolerance has gone down - but not in vain. Years of training have allowed me to hold it better within me (and not to be thrown out). While it isn't the healthiest lifestyle, it's a great business tool. Somehow, everything seems funny when you're high. So use it to your advantage! Hold yours well, and let your charm gush forth out of you!
Okay, I think I digress. I only started talking about alcohol because I realise something big is about to happen. Something in October is gonna be huge. Now, I'm not gonna say what it is but it's definitely a buffed up event. I'm talking about the biggest buns ever, mixed in with a little sexy time and an added bit of spartan fun.
Be prepared because this will blow your mind.
Tentatively, it's gonna be on October 16th. Invite all your friends. Invite your whole army of Spartans. It's gonna be epic. Expect swimming pools, bikini babes, bikini dudes and washboard abs (mainly from my best bro).
Yes, we're thinking large scale this time. We're letting the dogs out and ready to roll. Alcohol, girls, guys with great bods and just a genuine fun time? What more could you ask for. Notice I didn't make that a question only because it isn't a question - it's a bold statement to say we know it's as big as it can get.
And yes, MacDonalds was so last year.
5:43 AM
Change for me
Elliot Lucas Marcell16.01.91
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CHANGE
Since I don't have a band, I was wondering what I was gonna put up here. Okay, when I think of something good then I'll place up. Till then, you can watch this empty space. Which isn't so empty anymore considering I've just typed words inside of this box. Wow.
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